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needled_ink_1975Something called "Slack" [edit: I have now looked it up] collated by New Republic Minutes:
Overheard in Slack.
“Delicate baby hands”
“But like the Virgin Mary as American Revolution soldier”
“Michelle is in ecclesiastical purple”
“Barron does not want to be there”
“This is so Mike Allen-y”
“Trump always looks so restless during prayer. Like a kid forced to go to Sunday school”
“God, this is like a wedding. Of people you hate”
“Why does this choir look like they’re watching a quidditch match”
“Everyone who likes choral music should be jailed”
“This is what today needed—satanists”
“The whole point of being an atheist is you don’t have to wear dumb robes, in my opinion.”
“Is everyone aware that ‘trump’ means ‘to fart’ in the U.K.”
“TURTLENECKS”
“Oh my god here it comes”
“welp”
“Still refuse to acknowledge this is real”
“It’s like rain/On your inauguration day”
“This is dystopian”
“This is so racist”
“I hate to be this person, but I keep thinking about The Plot Against America”
“haha”
If you need cheering up, just go on the hunt for crowd comparison pictures. Trump's inauguration was the lowest-attended since ol' Dubya's.
But speaking of Dubya, he has no poker face, and during Trump's speech, Dubya let the world know what he thought about President Ignorant Idiot.
Also, be joyful, America: Trump is now 100% eligible for impeachment. I never thought I'd say it, but the minute John McCain makes the right kind of noises, you all need to call your reps and express support for McCain's position. Yes, you'll end up with Pence, but at least you can fight his policies without worrying that he might decide to nuke North Korea in the middle of the night instead of just tweeting about it. The sane devil is better than the insane demon, okay?
Get mad, stay mad, fight back.
(N)
